50 Jokes
From Omnictionary
50 Jokes is a video by Hank Green containing - you guessed it! - 50 Jokes. After having his new album So Jokes misread as 50 Jokes, Hank decided he would get 50 Jokes from the Nerdfighters and compile them into a video! After the video, Hank thought he might try it again, sometime in the future.......
So here are the 50 Jokes, in the order given in the video, compliments of Me!
50 Jokes
- Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff. Badum-ch.
- Billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4
- There are two muffins in an oven. One says, "Man it's hot in here!" And the other one says, "HOLY CRAP a talking muffin!"
- A child comes up to his dad and asks, "Daddy, is God a man or woman?" "God is both. "Is God black or white?" "God is both" "Is God Michael Jackson?"
- What's the difference being Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. And Michael Jackson is F***ING CRAZY!
- Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
- How do you kill an elephant? .... With an elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? With an elephant gun? With a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Uhh... With a Red elephant gun? NO, you Choke it until it's blue, THEN you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? You choke it until it's blue, and then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Oh My God! There's no such thing as a purple elephant!
- Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Uh because 789 (7 ate 9)
- What's brown and sticky? Uh.. stick.
- What do christmas, a cat, and the desert have in common? Sandy claws!
- Does Snoop Dogg ever need an umbrella? Fuhdrizzle!
- There are 10 types of people in the word. Those who know binary and those who don't.
- Man, it smells like Updog in here! What's updog? NothingWhatAboutYou?
- (More Later!)
