Book Eight

From Omnictionary

Book Eight is the 11th track on Hank Green's first album, So Jokes.

Lyrics

I know I’m not the only one
Who wants to know more about Harry’s sons
I really do think that there’s an unwritten story
And I think it’s time to put fingers to keys.

I know a lot of people probably want to know more
About Grindelwald and Dumbledore
I really do think that they both batted lefty
And I think that there’s probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight!

And I want JK Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap because we all know it was crap
And I want JK Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story’s just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she’s writing book eight
I know a lot of people probably wanna hear the tale
Of the mysterious veil
I really do think it’s a dimensional portal
And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth

And I know I want to hear the one
About Hagrid’s dad and Hagrid’s mom
I really do think that that’s nearly impossible
And I think there’s probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight

And I want JK Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap because we all know it was crap
And I want JK Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story’s just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she’s writing book eight
She could call it Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé
Or Harry Potter and the Map of the Realm of Narnia
Or Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar
Or Harry Potter and the Paper Towns
Or Harry Potter and the Knights Who Say Ni
Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters!
Oh, Harry Potter! 

Oh, I want a book eight!
Oh, I want a book eight
I want a book eight
Oh, Harry Potter!

I really do think there’s an unwritten story

And I think that it’s time to put fingers to keys
For book eight