Brian Ganley

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Brian Ganley is a nerdfighter best known for conquering the land of narnia each night in his dreams. Born in Los Angeles when he was a baby, Brian learned that nerdfighting was his one, true passion. Brian moved to Watauga, Texas when he was four and lived there growing into the nerdfighter he is today. In 2004, he moved to Roswell, New Mexico where he met several aliens (most of them were from Mexico). Brian once stopped an entire gang of cowboy outlaws from hijacking a bus full of chickens merely by the might of the awesome that flows through his veins. Only Brian knows the truth about the Kennedy assassination, but refuses to tell the world untill fifty years after the death of his last child. Brian currently resides in Keller, Texas. He works at the Burger King on highway 377. He aspires to become a film maker in the future. His dream school is the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, New York, but realizes that he will probably have to settle for the Art Institute of Dallas. Brian's happy dance includes elements of The twist, the hustle, the electric slide, and the thriller dance. or maybe it is just playing the air guitar while jumping around like an idiot. I can't remember which. Brian is an atheist who believes that religion, while having the right idea, eventually becomes corrupt and spreads lies and hatred against our fellow man. Brian will be voting for Barack Obama this year. Hell he would vote for him twice if the government would let him. Brian goes to Central High in Keller. He looks forward to graduating next year. His favorite books include: the Harry Potter series, the Da Vinci Code, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and The Lord of the Flies. His favorite movies include: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Lord of the Rings, The Departed, and anything by Kevin Smith.