Carli Lamon

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Carli Lamon (April 1991- Present) is the girlfriend to Grant Webb. She currently resides in Orlando, Florida. Her mother has reported that she is taking introductory college courses as well as keeping up with her high school classes. She hotly denies rumors of an affair with a former professor, noted nuclear physicist Charles E. Kasser. Her friends and family back her on this claim. In her spare time she enjoys riding her unicycle and searching for the cure for cancer. She has won numerous awards for her unicycle riding including one for "best cake recipe devised in transit." Her cancer research is being conducted on pomegranates.