Cat

From Omnictionary

Cats are the dietary staple of ninjas. They can be cooked in a variety of ways, but should always be skinned before being consumed. They also have also been known to sit on top of nerdfighters heads. Cats are also known to be accomped by captions Ex. "I can has cheeseburger?" They also can be licked and are furry. Cats are the best. Fact. Better than dogs anyway - they smell.