Catfish

From Omnictionary

Catfish are a type of fish that have long strands of... something that looks like whiskers, which is how it gets its name. Catfish are the most evil of fish. They grow to enormous sizes and some are thought to be as large as Volkswagens near the dam at Smith Lake in Alabama. On the bright side they taste of awesome when grilled correctly and are also easily kept in farms. This suggests that catfish may have some relation to nerdfighers, or perhaps mearly consume a steady diet of nerdfighters, (accounting for the surplus awesome)