Dasha Bolgova
From Omnictionary
Dasha Bolgova (July 29, 1990)is a witty, intelligent nerdfighter with a fiery personality and an incredibly sharp mind. She is fluent in both Russian and English. She most undoubtedly decreases worldsuck. is also made of awesome because she is secretly a Russian vampire who migrated to America on an underwater train and who is actually a USSR spy from long time ago...But now that you know that i have to kill you
While currently residing in California, Dasha (née Darya) was born and raised during her childhood in post soviet Moscow, Russia. Even at a young age she helped to decrease worldsuck by bringing smiles to everyone who knew her and by being the defender of the innocent on the school playground. When she was ten years old she emigrated to the United States with her family where she promptly began to pick up English, after having been told by her teacher in Russia that she would, "sadly never become fluent in another language."
After initially moving to Illinois she, along with her family, soon moved about and toured the great lands of the U.S. Before settling in California she had already lived in thirty-two states and decreased worldsuck in all of them just by her glorious presence. Now living in California, she enjoys studying at a prestigious college (which I will not name here out of modesty) all sorts of interesting subjects including, but not limited to: sociology, ASL, Art and Cardio Kickboxing , all of which she excels at.
Sadly, Dasha is often at the butt end of Decepticons who try to tarnish her image because they are envious of her near perfection. If you meet someone who has only bad things to say about her, be aware, they are probably not true nerdfighters and should be treated with caution, as well as the words they say taken with a grain of salt. If you have the amazing opportunity to come across this beautiful and intellectually enticing young woman, be sure to treat her with the respect and dignity that all human beings deserve as common courtesy.
