Decepticon

From Omnictionary

Origins

Created in the eighties, and were the villains in a weekly 22 minute long toy commercial. They became the villains of the cartoon transformers, in which they were to do battle with the most awesome of heroes... The Autobots. Currently, a Decepticon is a word for anyone who is not a Nerdfighter (or the opposite of one).

Powers

Most of them can fly. They are major contributors to WorldSuck, albeit not nearly as much as man.

Examples of Decepticons:

Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and Darth Vader (post-Skywalker)

For more information, see the duplicate page Decepticons.

There are not many known ways to kill Decepticons, but in 1738 Nerdfighter Orson Scott Cards discovered the weak spot on their skulls.