Dr. Howard Mintel
From Omnictionary
Dr. Howard Mintel is a professor of mythology at the University of Maryland, born in 1956. He received a PhD in mythornithology from the Campbell Gross College of Mythoi. His career has been relatively unsuccessful; he has written five novels, none of which have been published. Some speculate that this has led to Mintel speaking out against others, most notably Ruby Marchlook and his mentor, Campbell Gross.
