Evil Baby Orphanage

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The Evil Baby Orphanage is an orphanage contained somewhere in Tibet. It was founded by two time-travelers in 2056. The orphanage takes in the baby forms of evil dictators, rulers, tyrants, and overall bad people from their time period and helps them grow up to be Nerdfighters. While the ratio of boys to girls in the orphanage is 3:1, there are still many evil lady babies in the "EBO", such as Queen Ranavalona the First.

List of Evil Babies

Analysis

The elders of the Evil Baby Orphanage (EBO) knew, of course, that these accidental spawns of perfectly innocent lovers or happy, loving parents would mature to become some of the most foul, evil-doers in history of man and the world. In order to punish the orphans for their future deeds that will scar mankind and certain races of people (mostly Hitler) forever, the elders did only what they could- make their lives painfully boring. The orphans' lives were a living schedule. Wake-up call at 5 AM. Then, They eat a breakfast of a single prune and a small glass of orange juice. Soon after, lessons on the anatomy of a dictionary. Later, a lunch of stewed tomatoes and boiled veggies. After lunch, the orphans will clean marble tiles with a toothbrush. If they have good behavior, they are promoted to an electric toothbrush. Dinner is the same as lunch, with the exception of a sugar-free pudding cup for dessert. This is the life the inhabitants of the EBO. Let us know, that these terrible people have been properly punished. It has been disputed whether or not doing this actually helps these orphans become less evil. In fact, several experts say that it possibly makes them more likely to commit bad deeds. For now, though, this is how it shall stay.


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