Evil Baby Orphanage

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The Evil Baby Orphanage is an orphanage contained in Tibet. It was founded by two time-travelers in 2056. The orphanage takes in the baby forms of evil dictators, rulers, tyrants, and overall bad people from their time period and helps them grow up to be Nerdfighters. While the ratio of boys to girls in the orphanage is 3:1, there are still many evil lady babies in the "EBO", such as Queen Ranavalona the First.

Contents

List of Evil Babies

A


B

C

D

E

F

G


H

I


J


K

L


M


N

O


P

Q


R

S


T

V


W


Y

Analysis

The elders of the Evil Baby Orphanage (EBO) knew, of course, that these accidental spawns of perfectly innocent lovers or happy, loving parents would mature to become some of the most foul, evil-doers in history of humans and the world. In order to punish the orphans for their future deeds that will scar humanity and certain races of people forever, the elders did only what they could - make their lives painfully boring. The orphans' lives were a living schedule. Wake-up call at 5 AM. Then, They eat a breakfast of a single prune and a small glass of orange juice. Soon after, lessons on the anatomy of a dictionary. Later, a lunch of stewed tomatoes and boiled veggies. After lunch, the orphans will clean marble tiles with a toothbrush. If they have good behavior, they are promoted to an electric toothbrush. Dinner is the same as lunch, with the exception of a sugar-free pudding cup for dessert. After dinner, they watch C-span US Senate reruns until bedtime at 7pm. When the children are old enough, they are given the choice of whether they want their room wallpapered in beige or gray. This is the life the inhabitants of the EBO. Let us know, that these terrible people have been properly punished. It has been disputed whether or not doing this actually helps these orphans become less evil. In fact, several experts say that it possibly makes them more likely to commit bad deeds.

Caretakers

Noted members of the EBO staff include:


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