Grant Webb

From Omnictionary

Grant Webb (August 1991-Present) currently resides in Tugboat, Florida, and is a student at Forresting's Institute for Highly Gifted Children. He is currently "going steady" with Carli Lamon for nearly 2 years since May 28, 2006. Webb is extremely intelligent, he has been confronted by the FBI twice in his life to be asked for help with top secret projects. The first is rumored to have dealt with counterterrorism, the circadian rhythm of poisonous frogs, and the constant treat of the coming Zombie Apocolypse. The other project was to help grow Omnictionary to decrease WorldSuck.

In his quest to decrease WorldSuck, Grant has taken it upon himself to set up several now world famous charities. His favorite causes include disaster relief, world hunger, and the war in Uganda and the Sudan. It is often said that he is one of the greatest philanthropist under 30 according to the yearly list produced by insanely popular AW.ES.SO.ME magizine whos editor-in-chief is Grant's best friend and confidant, Fitzwilliam Davidson. Davidson prefers the nickname Puff so called for the high puff levels of his hair. Those who know him well claim he almost always looks like John Green during the Vlogbrothers episode, Housekeeping (and Willy!).

Though it has not been confirmed by any reliable sources, Grant Webb is thought to be the famous and sometimes infamous superhero The Granite Hornet. A photo of The Granite Hornet had yet to be obtained but an artist rendition is rumored to be in the works. The Granite Hornet is credited to have saved 15 lives by holding up Witch's Creek Bridge when it almost collapsed in 2007. Grant was reported to be sick in his dorm during this time so it is unclear exactly what his role in The Granite Hornet's escapades are.

Grant has a pet rat named Wallace. Grant does not like Carli's best friend Kayley Porter.

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