Grumpy Mr. Gruff
From Omnictionary
Grumpy Mr. Gruff is a scientist in training who dreams of someday being called Grumpy Dr. Gruff. (The Ph.D. kind, not the M.D. kind.) He loves biochemistry/biomodeling, fencing (foil, poorly), and transhumanist science fiction. Currently, Grumpy is employed as a graduate student researcher and is working on a cure for cancer.
--71.98.111.49 (My friends call me Grumpy)
Now with a more permanent home as a user.

