Hank Green
From Omnictionary
That is a question wrongly phrased the real question is, who the eff ISN'T Hank?
Even that is wrongly phrased. The correct question: What or who is not Hank?
Nerdfighters want to Name Hank's Next Book
- Hank Green is notable.
- Hank is a band geek who played the drums.
- Hank is a perfect number
- Hank Green is a world wide web girl in a world wide web world.
- Hank Green is an island in the west pacific ocean famous for its star fruit and friendly cannibalistic natives.
- Hank Green is a mass of incandescent gas.
- Hank Green is a hotdog on a stick dipped in corn batter and then fried.
- Hank Green is one thousand years old.
- Hank Green is electromagnetic radiation that can produce a visual sensation; "the light was filtered through a soft glass window.
- Hank Green is made of awesome
- Hank Green has a problem...Everyone poops in his pants
- Hank Green enjoys putting things on his head.
- Hank Green is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France
- Hank Green often forgets to take his chill pills, but that does not make him any less awesome.
- Hank Green is rumored to have ties to the under ground mafia group known as "the Pigtails."
- Various hints of this have been featured in many of Hank's videos, most recently his punishment video, in which he tied his hair into pigtails, the official gang sign.
- Hank Green is not the smallest man in the world, but is a close relative.
- Hank Green has written numerous songs, including "Accio Deathly Hallows", "Helen Hunt" and "The Man Who Throws The Tetris Piece"
- Hank Green is a miniature tank-- that can be parked inside a average sized garage.
- Hank Green is an internet database used for accessing secret Italian government files. He is powered by pure awesome.
- Hank Green is a spherical mass composed of both ice and rock. Hank was considered the ninth planet in our Solar System until recently when scientists concluded that Hank is in fact, just something floating out there in the distance.
- Hank Green is an idea that was implanted into the brains of the general public during the 1970's. Only those completely made of awesome are able to perceive him as a physical entity.
- Hank Green Is The Most Awesome Guy This Side Of The Universe [His brother John is the most awesome guy on the other side of the universe.]
- Hank Green NEVER forgets to be awesome.
- Hank Green loves Pwn Train!
- Hank Green has never been eaten by a grue.
- Hank Green is a shifting series of phantasms, illusions, or deceptive appearances, as in a dream or as created by the imagination.
- Hank Green is a sturdy, classically cut shirt of the western mold whose buttery 100% cotton Cordette fabric will bring the toughest among us to crack a grin in soothing satisfaction. "that can be found here"
- Hank Green is the difference between a simile and a metaphor.
- Hank Green is usually a very peaceful person, but he's gonna kill you.
- Hank Green is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.
- In his free time, Hank Green eats corn dogs, writes songs made of awesome, and generally decreases WorldSuck.
- His relationship to the Omnictionary project is a closely-guarded secret.
- Wikipedia defines Hank Green as a unit of yarn or twine in its coiled form.
- Wikipedia also defines Hank Green as not notable, this is one of the rare occasions in which Wikipedia is wrong.
- Hank Green is often used as a preventative and corrective measure against intrusions or other criminal activity on a physical piece of property.
- Hank Green is the inventor of the Rubik's Cube, Sudoku and the wheel.
- Hank Green likes the taste of coffee, but doesn't drink it in or before any of his videos, though there is a video in which he does purely to prove the effects can be disastrous.
- Hank Green can perfectly imitate the sound a chicken makes.
- Hank Green is a Nerd Boi
- Hank Green is a Swiss Army Knife
- Hank Green is someone who frowns upon people who think that he would say his brother fails at life.
- Hank Green once made an ex-best-friend bleed because they did not appreciate Helen Hunt as much as he did.
- Has recently released an album entitled: "So Jokes".
- Hank is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Harasiuki, within Nisko County, Subcarpathian Voivodeship, in south-eastern Poland.
