Hank Green

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"Who the eff is Hank?" That is what the Buddhist monks would call a question wrongly phrased; the real question is, who the eff ISN'T Hank?

Hank is many things that are both known and unknown. It has been said that Hank has the ability to change form, but in his most commonly known form he is Hank Green (born May 5, 1980). He is one of Brotherhood 2.0's founders. He married Katherine Green September 23rd 2006 and they live together in Missoula, MT. Hank likes corn dogs, Helen Hunt, his cat, his greyhound (Lemon), scary looking dolls, Harry Potter, writing songs. putting stuff on his head,and creating the hanklerfish. He does not, however, like Strawberry Hill, taxes, SOPA, cable, or getting up early. Hank is also annoyed by people with more than 12 items in the express lane of a grocery store, by tap dancing people at 3 AM, and book sales embargoes. He is the younger brother of John Green.

Hank and his brother John run the popular youtube channel, "vlogbrothers". their fans are known as nerdfighters. (a nerdfighter is just like a regular person except rather than being made of bones and organs and such they are instead made of awesome)

hank also runs a gaming commentary channel "hankgames"

Through his great musical talent, Hank co-founded DFTBA Records with Alan Lastufka, a record company for artists that decrease world suck with their awesomeness. Besides himself, artists on the label include The Chameleon Circuit, All Caps, Dave Days, etc.

Hank is the inventor of 2-D classes, which compile the images of 3-D films into one, 2-D image. They were invented, in particular, for the approximate 10% of the population that experience headaches and nausea from 3-D films.

Vid-Con is the creation of Hank Green, among others. It is a annual conference of Video Bloggers (vloggers), and their fans. It is held yearly in California, though Hank wishes they could have more,perhaps on the east coast or in foreign countries.

Hank... well, Hank has lots of accomplishments. You can find out more about Hank and his mind-blowing success at http://www.hankgreen.com/



Hank.

  • Hank Green currently DOES have a wikipedia article about him so don't go messing it up
    • No, he just has a link to John's page.
      • Yes, he does. Take that &redirect=no out of your URL.
  • Hank Green is an aquatic mammal who loves corn dogs because they make his tongue flutter.
  • Hank Green is notable.
  • Hank is a band geek who played the drums.
  • Hank is a perfect number.
  • Hank is my pet echinopsis cactus.
  • Hank Green is an ecogeek full of awesomely awesomeness.
  • Hank Green is a world wide web girl in a world wide web world.
  • Hank Green is an island in the west pacific ocean famous for its star fruit and friendly cannibalistic natives.
  • Hank Green is a mass of incandescent gas.
  • Hank Green is a hot dog on a stick dipped in corn batter and then fried.
  • Hank Green is one thousand years old.
  • Hank Green is electromagnetic radiation that can produce a visual sensation; "the light was filtered through a soft glass window."
  • Hank Green is made of pure awesome.
  • Hank Green has a problem...Everyone poops in his pants
  • Hank Green enjoys putting things on his head.
  • Hank Green is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.
  • Hank Green often forgets to take his chill pills, but that does not make him any less awesome.
  • Hank Green is rumored to have ties to the under ground mafia group known as Pigtails.
    • Various hints of this have been featured in many of Hank's videos, most recently his punishment video, in which he tied his hair into pigtails, the official gang sign.
  • Hank Green is not the smallest man in the world, but is a close relative.
  • Hank Green has written numerous songs, including "Accio Deathly Hallows","Helen Hunt" and "The Man Who Throws The Tetris Piece"
  • Hank Green is an internet database used for accessing secret Italian government files. He is powered by pure awesome.
  • Hank Green is a spherical mass composed of both ice and rock. Hank was considered the ninth planet in our Solar System until recently when scientists concluded that Hank is in fact, just something floating out there in the distance.
  • Hank Green is an idea that was implanted into the brains of the general public during the 1970's. Only those completely made of awesome are able to perceive him as a physical entity.
  • Hank Green Is The Most Awesome Guy This Side Of The Universe .
  • Hank Green NEVER forgets to be awesome.
  • Hank Green loves Pwn Train!
  • Hank Green has never been eaten by a grue.
  • Hank Green is a shifting series of phantasms, illusions, or deceptive appearances, as in a dream or as created by the imagination.
  • Hank Green is a sturdy, classically cut shirt of the western mold whose buttery 100% cotton Cordette fabric will bring the toughest among us to crack a grin in soothing satisfaction. "that can be found here"
  • Hank Green is the difference between a simile and a metaphor.
  • Hank Green is usually a very peaceful person, but he's gonna kill you.
  • Hank Green is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.
  • In his free time, Hank Green eats corn dogs, writes songs made of awesome and generally decreases worldsuck. His relationship to the project is a closely-guarded secret.
  • Wikipedia defines Hank Green as a unit of yarn or twine in its coiled form.
  • Wikipedia also defines Hank Green as not notable, this is one of the rare occasions in which Wikipedia is wrong.
  • Hank Green is often used as a preventative and corrective measure against intrusions or other criminal activity on a physical piece of property.
  • Hank Green is the inventor of the Rubik's Cube (actually it was created by a Hungarian architect named ErnÅ‘ Rubik. Hence Rubik's Cube), Sudoku and the wheel.
  • Hank Green likes the taste of coffee, but doesn't drink it in or before any of his videos, though there is a video in which he does purely to prove the effects can be disastrous.
  • Hank Green can perfectly imitate the sound a chicken makes.
  • Hank Green is a Nerd Boi
  • Hank Green is a Swiss Army knife.
  • Hank Green is someone who frowns upon people who think that he would say his brother fails at life.
  • Hank Green once made an ex-best-friend bleed because they did not appreciate Helen Hunt as much as he did.
  • Has recently released an album entitled: So Jokes.
    • Now has a new album: Ellen Hardcastle
  • Hank is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Harasiuki, within Nisko County, Subcarpathian Voivodeship, in south-eastern Poland.
  • Hank Green's Quite-Significant-Other is Katherine.
  • Hank Green is secretly a member of ABBA.
  • Hank Green saw Helen Hunt naked in "the Water Dance".
  • Hank Green has a second home in Nerdfightaria that he shares with Helen Hunt. The Katherine is okay with this, although she would be more okay with this if all Nerdfighters could spell Nerdfighteria correctly.
  • Hank Green is an alumnus of the Evil Baby Orphanage, but rose above evil and is instead just Awesome. The alternate timeline, where he wasn't taken to the orphanage, is displayed in the final three episodes of the third series of Doctor Who.
  • Hank Green can decrease world suck using a guitar, a microphone and a pad of paper. (pen/pencil is optional)
  • Hank Green is the Only person chuck Norris has Ever feared. Other than Jesus.
  • Hank just loves Katherine <3
  • Hank Green found a dead body in a park when he was 9 along with his friend Margo Roth Spiegleman, then, in the last days of his last year of school, in the night went on a mission with Margo to perform a series of revenge on her ex-boyfriend, her ex-friends and the school bully which leaded to a series of events that drastically changed his life and how he saw the world but mainly how he saw Margo.
  • Hank is a swordfish who swims through the ocean fighting OceanWorldSuck with the use of his nose-sword. He teams up with deep sea anglerfish everywhere to increase Awesome letters in bodies of water everywhere.
  • Hank is a professional goofball.
  • Hank Green is the scientification of that itch on your back that you can never scratch. But when you eventually reach it, it feels awesome.
  • Hank Green loves giraffes who love giraffes.
  • Hank Green, as he grows older, looks more and more like Orville Redenbacher.
  • Hank Green is the last Timelord in the universe. He has 2 hearts and is about 900 years old.

Compliments From Nerdfighters

  • Hank has amazing music.
  • Hank NEVER FTBA lol
  • Hank is so awesome I want to marry him and live happily ever after in a big tree house!!
    • He's already married
      • Why does that make a difference?
        • Hank is married to Katherine and the Katherine is awesome!!!
  • Hank does please me ever so much.
  • Hank (and John) is the most Awesome nerdfighter in the history of Nerdfighteria!!!! DFTBA <3
  • Hank owns the internet. The internet will be forever indebted to Hank.

Discography

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