Happy meal

From Omnictionary

The happy meal is the crown jewl of the McDonald's empire. It is their main outlet for ensuing child and adolescent mind control. None of the 'food' contained within the happy meal is of any nutritional value, save the toy, which has been known in the past to both prevent and cure various forms of cancer. However, because of the cognative nature of the toy, it it almost never eaten, and as a result cancer is not cured.

Happy meals are known to be particularly revolting once blenderized.