Harry P. Wright

From Omnictionary

Harrison Periwinkle Wright was born sometime in 1911. There is some controversy over the exact date as he was found in a handbag by Dr. I.M. Borin a leading expert on the mating rituals of the sea cucumber. Borin meant to call the infant Right, but as Borin was notorious for bad spelling, he accidentally wrote Wright instead. By the age of thirteen, Wright had developed a passion for wine as he lived with Dr. Borin in Cellophane, Nerdfighteria, a small village famous for its undrinkable yet immensely popular alcohol. At Losah College, Wright majored in chemistry and may have been involved in the explosion of the physics lab in 1931. After graduating with honors, Wright moved to Spanky, Nerdfighteria where he met Mary Harrison and eventually married her. Their son was the infamous author of Under the Striped Gazebo William S. Wright.