Helen Hunt

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Helen Hunt makes Hank's heart do acrobatic stunts.

The first time Helen was seen by Hank was the day that he hit puberty.

Hank saw Helen naked in The Waterdance (and it was as good as it gets in his pants).

The Nerdfighters have been challenged by John to get Helen Hunt to see the song. If the nerdfighters get proof and show it, he will do any punishment the Nerdfighter force upon him. The Nerdfighters have not yet produced much on this front.

On May 5, 2011, Helen Hunt tweeted <ref> 5 May, 2011, Helen Hunt, Twitter [1] </ref> about hearing the song.

Lyrics

The first time I saw you
Was the day that I hit puberty;
You played a beautiful girl,
Shunned by society.

It wasn't your fault;
You just smoked one laced doobie.
That after school special
Made me wanna never do PCP.

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts.
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You
.

I saw you naked in The Waterdance;
It was As Good As It Gets in my pants
And for that I really want to thank you.
Your husband's name was Hank right? Well, my name is Hank too.

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts.
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.

Once an ex-best friend of mine said he couldn't see
How "an old and ugly actress could mean so much to me"?!
Well, a minute later looking down at him bleeding in the snow,
I asked him who was best comedy actress four years in a row;
It was

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts.
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.