It's Too Hot

It's Too Hot is the eighth song on Hank Green's first album, So Jokes.

The song was originally performed on August 1, 2007, for Song Wednedsay [1].

Lyrics

My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt, my pants, my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what.

But then I finally realise,
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the mattress and my butt.

It's too hot,
It's too hot in here.
I'm gonna fall out of my chair,
If I have another ice cold beer.

I forgot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed.
And I don't want to drink your iced Tea,
I want to take a bath in it instead.
It's too hot.

Laying on the floor with my clothes off.
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today.

Spraying myself with an upside down air can,
Making out with a window fan,
Hoping the mail man doesn't look in today.

It's too hot.
It's too hot in this town.
My will to live is melting,
and that's what's got me down.

It's too hot,
and my state is on fire.
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire when it's too hot.

The United Nations says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year.

But the burning sun,
wants eleven thousand and one
but it's not gonna get me you hear.
No it's, not gonna get me.

Sweating in my basement all alone,
Watching 'Hotness Prevails' by The Wine Kone,
Sympathising with my favorite YouTube star.

How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change
When it's 102 in Montana in the dark?!

It's too hot
And I'm doing a funny dance
Because I went and got some ice cubes
and I put them in my pants

It's too hot,
It's too hot in here
I'm probably gonna pass out
But please pass my beer,
It's too hot.

Spraying myself with an upside down air can...
Making love with that window fan...