January 2nd 2007
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[Intro]
[John] (buzzes lips) I'm not going to be good at this.
Good morning Hank. It's January 2nd, 2007. I just spent two hours and thirteen minutes downloading your two-minute-and-one-second video, which can mean only one thing: that I'm at Mom and Dad's house, the last residence in the United States of America with dial-up internet.
(view of mountains) On the upside, it's awfully pretty!
(nativity scene, family photos, old computer) Plus, I get to be surrounded by memories of our childhood.
Hank, I know that you know a lot about me, but I feel like we should give people a brief introduction to the characters who are going to be appearing in this video blog.
To begin with, we have you. You are Hank Green. You are twenty... uh, six? You are a web designer and environmental activist and writer.
My name is John Green. I'm twenty-nine. I'm a writer. I live in New York City.
My wife, Sarah, does not wish to participate in this documentary.
(bushes) Sarah is like the Yeti. She'll appear prominently in our folklore, you'll hear many stories about her, but sightings will be exceedingly rare. (bushes shake)
(Maggie) Other characters who will appear in the documentary include Maggie... and my parents, who declined to be interviewed. Do you have anything to say to Hank off-camera?
[Dad] Happy New Year!
[John] Mom?
[Mom] I love you, son.
[John] (at camera) I know we've already agreed to dole out punishments if one of us fails to update our video blog on the appointed date. I've been thinking that we could also periodically give each other challenges. I've come up with a few suggested challenges:
The Eat Five See... The Eat... this is a tongue twister. The Eat Five Sheets of Toilet... dammit!
The Eat Five Sheets of Toilet Paper While Discussing the Political Situation in Nepal Challenge. (whispers) I'm very interested in the political situation in Nepal.
The Drink a Glass of Strawberry Hill Wine Without Hurling Challenge.
Maybe we can make Thursdays and Fridays challenge days? I don't know. Up to you. But I've got the Strawberry Hill if you've got the toilet paper.
(closing graphic)
YouTube description
The second episode of Brotherhood 2.0, a new vlog series by Hank and John Green.
Video tags
brotherhood two point oh john hank green
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