Jefferson Davies

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Biographical History

Jefferson Davies was a very smart kid. He was only eight years old when he graduated Audubon Park elementary school with Margo. The only thing that Jefferson loved more than his friends, Margo and Hank Green, was inventing. He was very unknown for his invention of the slide whistle. In Aududon Park music classes, they teach that a man named Fredo Heatherson invented the slide whistle. But, Jefferson really did invent the slide whistle. Jefferson his less known for his invention of the time machine. He didn't even tell Margo or Hank about it. On his first voyage, Jefferson brought his plans for the slide whistle. Upon arriving back in time, Jefferson bumped into a man name Fredo. Fredo wasn't very polite, so he didn't bother helping Jefferson up. But he did notice the slide whistle plans, and took it! Jefferson was smart enough to realize that bumping into the man could have disastrous consequences, so he fled back to his own time. Jefferson didn't realize that his slide whistle plans were gone until he permanently shut down the time machine. Fredo took all the slide whistle credit.

Speculation

Davies may also be responsible for several of the inconsistencies within historical documents. The evidence of his relationship with famous author Oscar Wilde, his encyclopedic knowledge of William S. Wright's novels and his common lament over his lost copy of Tolerance For Temporality are all meticulously recorded in the psychological profiles of Audubon Park elementary school psychologist Henry Clay.