Jess C
From Omnictionary
Jess C, otherwise known as Bellua Flyer in Latin, is a frequent visitor to various social networking sites, The Ning & Youtube in particular.
History
Born in 1267, Jess migrated to New Zealand from the Bermuda Triangle after the sale of blueberries sky-rocketed. She came to prominence when, at the tender age of 2, she wrote her thesis on the mating rituals of the extinct Dodo bird.
Key Facts
- Jess is one of four known New Zealand Nerdfighters. Are there others? Who knows.
- Whilst watching Sky Captain & The World Of Tomorrow, she discovered a scene involving a Puppy-Sized Elephant. Whether this puppy-sized elephant was real is yet to be seen. However it was contained in a glass jar, which goes against all animal rights beliefs and Jess campaigns for the release of this puppy-sized elephant on a daily basis.
- Jess thinks all Nerdfighters are Made Of Awesome.
- She is also The Riddle Master
