Jessica Tobian

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Jessica Tobian is a fifteen-year old resident of Mariner, a small fishing town in Maine. Her parents are divorced, but both live in the town of Mariner, so she lives in her mom's apartment during the week and in her dad's houseboat on weekends and every other Tuesday. Jessica only recently became a nerdfighter, when Hank came up with the phrase "Tobian" to describe things which are bad.

Jessica has a rare disorder which doesn't allow her to feel pain. Because of this she has sustained multiple injuries and was once admitted to the hospital for internal bleeding.