John C. Brownlee

From Omnictionary

John C. Brownlee (1983-), is a time traveler, renown for getting lost in crowds and finding himself at fabulous parties where beautiful women ask him to dance the meringue and the cha cha. Brownlee is also a poet known for his works dealing the decline of buildings in and around the town in which he now lives. He is also a prep-chef, aiding his wife, author A.B. Brownlee, in preparing delicious meals using very few ingredients. He enjoys a variety of activities, ranging from rpgs, reading, and editing omnictionary pages to dragon slaying and the collection of very small change. He currently working on a project that involves subjecting certain tropical and desert plant life to various extremes of temperature and moisture. It is uncertain why he continues this research.

John Brownlee was born in Garden City, Kansas, the second son of Hugh and Rebecca Brownlee. He was followed shortly by his twin brother Cole, who went on to author the satirical political hit, "The Wonderful Wizard Oz", that was later made into the film, "The Wizard of Oz".

John was a winsome child, much loved by all and believed to be the best boy in all of western Kansas. He was, amidst much controversy, introduced to fantasy at the age of five when an aunt gave him a copy of Madeleine L'Engle's " A Wrinkle in Time", and he fell in love with all things fantastical.

Oddly, John has always considered himself to be an unlucky person, but it seems clear that although money has never come easily to him, and strange events seem to follow his steps, John has always had people who love him and support him. He has had several unbelievably strange things happen to him, for instance he never applied or enrolled in the university from which he will receive a bachelor of arts in English, but a class schedule arrived at his door and he took that opportunity to leave the west. In another instance, his writing and personal charm brought to him the woman to whom he has been married since early 2008.