List of notable 'In Your Pants' jokes
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All the in your pants jokes that John Green will ever need.
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In alphabetical order
A
A Brief History Of Time In My Pants by Stephen Hawking.
A Corner Of The Universe In My Pants by Ann M. Martin.
A Couple of Boys Have the Best Week Ever In My Pants by Marla Frazee.
Adverbs In My Pants by Daniel Handler.
Against the Murderous Thieving Hordes of Peasants In My Pants by Martin Luther.
A Gathering Of Old Men In My Pants by Ernis Gaines.
A Great and Terrible Beauty In My Pants by Libba Bray.
A Hard Day's Night in my Pants by the Beatles
A Kind Of Magic in My Pants by Ross Clarke.
All's Well That Ends Well In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
A Lover's Complaint In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
A Man In My Pants by Oriana Fallaci.
Ain't She Sweet in my Pants by the Beatles
All I've Got to Do In My Pants by the Beatles
All The Things I've Done In Your Pants by Gabrielle Zevin
American Gods In My Pants by Neil Gaiman.
Among the Hidden In My Pants by Margaret Haddix.
Anansi Boys In My Pants by Neil Gaiman.
An Abundance of Katherines In My Pants by John Green.
An Acceptable Time In Your Pants by Madeleine L'Engle.
And I Love Her in my Pants by the Beatles
And Then There Were None In Your Pants by Agatha Christie.
Angels & Demons In My Pants by Dan Brown
The Angel Of Death In Your Pants by Alane Ferguson
The Ants In My Pants by Bert Hoelldobler and Edward O. Wilson
Another Girl in my Pants by the Beatles
Any Time At All in my Pants by the Beatles
A Room of One's Own In One's Pants by Virginia Woolfe.
A Room with a View of Your Pants by E.M. Forster.
The Arctic Incident In My Pants by Eoin Colfer.
A Series Of Unfortunate Events In My Pants by Lemony Snicket.
As Good As It Gets In Your Pants by Simon Nolan.
As You Like It In Your Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Assistant in Your Pants by Bernard Malamud.
A Storm of Swords In My Pants by George R. R. Martin.
A Tale of Two Cities In My Pants by Charles Dickens.
The Average American in Your Pants by Kevin O'Keefe.
A War of Gifts In My Pants by Orson Scott Card.
B
Baby It's You in my Pants by the Beatles
The Basic Eight In Your Pants by Daniel Handler.
Before I Die In Your Pants by Jenny Downham.
Between a Rock and A Hard Place and Your Pants by Aron Ralston.
Betwixt My Pants by Tara Bray Smith.
Beyond the Pleasure Principle In My Pants by Sigmund Freud.
Big Fish A Novel of Mythic Proportions In My Pants by Daniel Wallace.
Blood and Chocolate In my Pants by Annette Curtis Klause.
Blood Dreams In My Pants by Kay Hooper.
Blood of the Fold In My Pants by Terry Goodkind.
The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Washing My Pants by Judith L. Rapoport.
The Brain In Your Pants by Michael O'Shea.
Breakfast of Champions In My Pants by Kurt Vonnegut.
The Brothers Karamazov In Your Pants by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
But Is It True In Your Pants? by Aaron Wildavsky.
C
The Canon In My Pants by Natalie Angier
Can't Buy Me Love in my Pants by the Beatles
Catching Fire in my Pants by Suzanne Collins
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory in my Pants by Roald Dahl
Choke In My Pants by Chuck Palahnuk
The Cold One in My Pants by Christopher Pike
The Comedy of Errors In My Pants by William Shakespeare
Crime and Punishment In My Pants by Fyoder Dostoevsky
Curious George In My Pants by H.A. Ray
Chaos Theory In My Pants (movie)
D
The Day the Earth Stood Still In My Pants by Arthur Tofte.
Dead Air In Your Pants by Bob Larson.
Dealing With Dragons In Your Pants by Patricia C. Wrede.
The Diary of a Mad Housewife In My Pants by Sue Kaufmann.
Dirty Beasts in My Pants by Roald Dahl.
Discovering the Universe In Your Pants by Neil F. Comins and William J. Kaufmann.
Double Fudge in My Pants by Judy Blume,
Drums, Girls, & Dangerous Pie In Your Pants by Jordan Sonnenblick.
Dubliners in Your Pants by James Joyce.
E
Eat, Pray, and Love In My Pants by Elizabeth Gilbert.
Eat Your Peas in my Pants by Kes Gray.
Elmo's World: Balls In My Pants! by John E. Barrett.
The Enormous Crocodile In My Pants by Roald Dahl.
Enthusiasm In My Pants by Polly Shulman.
Everybody Bakes Bread In My Pants by Norah Dooley and Peter J. Thornton.
Everybody Cooks Rice In My Pants by Norah Dooley and Peter J. Thornton.
Everybody Dies In My Pants by Lawrence Block.
Everybody Poops In My Pants by Taro Gomi.
Everybody Sleeps In My Pants by Arthur Yorinks.
Everybody's Normal Till You Get To Know Them In Your Pants by John Ortberg.
Every Little Thing in my Pants by the Beatles
Everything That Rises Must Converge In Your Pants by Flannery O'Connor.
- Note: this book can be more funny when you use the addendum to the joke, such as: Everything In Your Pants That Rises Must Converge, or Everything That Rises in Your Pants Must Converge.
Extras In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld
F
Face the Fire In My Pants by Nora Roberts.
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them In My Pants by J.K.Rowling.
Fahrenheit 451 In My Pants by Ray Bradbury.
Fantastic Mr. Fox In My Pants by Roald Dahl.
Fat Kid Rules the World In My Pants by K. L. Going.
Faerie Wars In My Pants by Herbie Brennan
Fingerprints of the Gods In My Pants by G. Hancock.
The Fire Within My Pants by Chris D' Lacey
The Firm In My Pants by John Grisham.
Forest of Secrets In Your Pants by Erin Hunter.
For One More Day In My Pants by Mitch Albom.
Forever Odd In My Pants by Dean Koontz.
Free To Choose In My Pants by Milton Friedman.
Free Willy In Your Pants by Nancy E. Krulik, Keith A. Walker, and Corey Blechman.
Fragile Things In My Pants by Neil Gaiman.
From Beyond My Pants by H. P. Lovecraft.
From The Earth to the Moon In My Pants by Jules Verne.
Frostbite in My Pants by Richelle Mead.
The Funny Thing Is... in My Pants by Ellen DeGeneres
G
The Gathering In My Pants by Isobel Carmody.
Gee Whiz! It's All About Pee In My Pants by Susan E. Goodman.
Getting Better in my Pants by the Beatles
Girl, Interrupted In My Pants by Susanna Kaysen.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun In My Pants by Robert Hazard.
The Giver In My Pants by Lois Lowry.
Give The Lady What She Wants In Your Pants by Lloyd Wendt & Herman Kogan.
Glad All Over in my Pants by the Beatles
The Glimpses Of The Moon In My Pants by Edith Wharton.
Goodbye to all that In My Pants by Robert Graves.
Good Times In My Pants by V.C. Buckley.
The Grapes of Wrath In My Pants by John Steinbeck.
The Graveyard In My Pants Book by Neil Gaiman.
The Great Bridge In My Pants by David McCullough.
Great Expectations In My Pants by Charles Dickens.
The Greedy Python In My Pants by Eric Carle.
The Green Mile In My Pants by Stephen King.
The Guardian In My Pants by Nicholas Sparks.
Guess How Much I Love You In My Pants by Sam McBratney.
H
The Hand of Ethelberta In Your Pants by Thomas Hardy.
Hannibal Rising In My Pants by Thomas Harris.
Hamlet In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Hard Stuff In My Pants by Karen Tabke.
Hard Times In My Pants by Charles Dickens.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in My Pants by J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Harry the Dirty Dog in Your Pants by Gene Zion
Has It All Gone Pear-Shaped In Your Pants? by Anne Morshead and Janine Munro.
The Haunter of the Dark In My Pants by H. P. Lovecraft.
Heaven and Earth In my Pants by Nora Roberts.
Hello Little Girl in my Pants by the Beatles
Hello Groin In My Pants by Beth Goobie.
The Hidden City In Your Pants by Michelle West.
The Hidden Hand In Your Pants by E. D. E. N. Southworth.
History of Shit in Your Pants by Dominique Laporte.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in My Pants by Douglas Adams.
The Hobbit In My Pants by J. R. R. Tolkien.
Holes In My Pants By Nuala.
The Host In My Pants by Stephenie Meyer.
How Big Is It In Your Pants? by Ben Hillman.
How Do You Do It in my Pants? by the Beatles
How I Got My Shrunken Head In Your Pants by R. L. Stine.
Hugo Cabret In Your Pants by Brain Selznick.
The Human Stain In My Pants by Philip Roth.
I
I Am Legend In My Pants by Francis Lawrence.
I Am The Messenger In Your Pants by Markus Zusak
I,Cthulhu In Your Pants by Neil Gaiman.
The Idiot In My Pants by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
If This Is A Man In My Pants by Primo Levi.
I'm Bad In Your Pants by Kate McMullan.
I'll Get You in my Pants by the Beatles
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden In My Pants by Joanne Greenberg.
Impossible In My Pants by Nancy Werlin.
Impulse In My Pants by Ellen Hopkins.
I Need You In My Pants by the Beatles
Inferno In My Pants by Dante Alighieri.
The Invisible Man In Your Pants by H. G. Wells.
Irish Rebel In My Pants by Nora Roberts.
Island In My Pants by Aldous Huxley.
It In My Pants by Stephen King.
In The Groove Of My Pants by Pamela Britton.
Interpersonal Communication In My Pants by Joseph A. DeVito.
Ivanhoe In My Pants by Sir Walter Scott & Graham Tulloch.
Invasive Procedures In My Pants by Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston.
Invisible Monsters In My Pants by Chuck Palahniuk.
It Happened One Night In Your Pants starring Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert.
It Hurts When I Poop In My Pants! by Howard J. Bennett and M. S. Weber.
J
James and the Great Peach in my pants by Roald Dahl
Jenny Found A Penny In My Pants by Trudy Harris.
Join Me In My Pants by Danny Wallace
The Jungle In My Pants by Upton Sinclair.
Junk In My Pants by the Beatles
Just Me and 6,000 Rats In Your Pants by Rick Walton.
K
Keep Your Hands Off My Baby In My Pants by the Beatles
Kissed By an Angel in My Pants by Elizabeth Chandler
L
The Last Days In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld
The Left Hand of Darkness In Your Pants by Ursula K. Le Guin.
Let It Be In My Pants by the Beatles
Life, the Universe, and Everything in my pants by Douglas Adams.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe In My Pants by C.S. Lewis.
Like Children Do In My Pants by the Beatles
Little Boy With A Big Horn In My Pants by Jack Bechdolt.
The Little Prince In My Pants by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
Little Women In My Pants by Louisa May Alcott.
Lo! In my pants by Charles Fort
Long, Long, Long In My Pants by the Beatles
Look in My Pants! by Anne D'Alleva.
Look Out There's a Monster Coming in my Pants by the Bonzo Dog Band
Looking at Totem Poles In My Pants by Hilary Stewart.
Looking for Alaska In Your Pants by John Green.
Looking for a Soft Place to Land In Your Pants by Cin Salach.
Look What I've Got In My Pants! by Anthony Browne.
Love Me Tender In My Pants by the Beatles
Love's Labour's Lost In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Lovely Bones In My Pants by Alice Sebold
Loves Music, Loves to Dance In Your Pants by Mary Higgins Clark
Lucky Man In Your Pants by Michael J. Fox.
Lucifer's Hammer In My Pants by Larry Niven.
M
Magical Mystery Tour In My Pants by the Beatles
-ALTERNATIVES: Magical Mystery Tour Of My Pants
Magical Mystery Tour In Your Pants
Magical Thinking In My Pants by Augusten Burroughs.
Making Milk and So Much More In Your Pants by Cris Peterson.
Master Harold...and the Boys In My Pants by Athol Fugard.
Measure for Measure In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Mr Twiddle In My Pants by Enid Blyton
Much Ado About Nothing In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
My Best Friend's Girl In Your Pants by Dorothy Koomson.
My Life in My Pants by Billy Joel
-ALTERNATIVE: My Life in Your Pants
The Magic Mountain In My Pants by Thomas Mann.
The Magicians Nephew In My Pants by C.S. Lewis.
The Man Who Loved Children In Your Pants by Christina Stead
- Note:This could also be changed to The Man Who Loved Children In His Pants.
The Measure of a Man In His Pants by Sidney Poitier.
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy In My Pants by Tim Burton.
The Metamorphosis In My Pants by Franz Kafka.
The Moving Finger In My Pants by Agatha Christie.
The Mystery Of The Golden Spheres In My Pants by Tracy Harrison.
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Naked Empire In My Pants by Terry Goodkind.
Naked Pictures of Famous People In My Pants by Jon Stewart.
Naughty Amelia Jane In My Pants by Enid Blyton
Never Romance A Rake In My Pants by Liz Carlyle
- Note: This can also be Never Romance A Rake In Your Pants
New Moon In My Pants by Stephenie Meyer.
New Tricks I Can Do In Your Pants by Dr. Seuss.
Not A Stick In My Pants by Antoinette Portis.
No Biting, Louise In My Pants by Margie Palatini.
Norwegian Wood In My Pants by Haruki Murakami.
The Naughtiest Girl is a Monitor In My Pants by Enid Blyton
The Neverending Story In My Pants by Michael Ende.
O
Object Lessons in My Pants by Anna Quindlen.
Oh, the Places You'll Go In My Pants by Dr. Seuss.
- Note: This book can also be funny with "In My Pants" or with "In Your Pants". Whatever floats your nerdfighter boat.
One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich In My Pants by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest In My Pants Ken Kesey.
One Thousand White Women in My Pants by Jim Fergus.
On Growth and Form In Your Pants by D'Arcy Wentworth Thompson.
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit In My Pants by Jeanette Winterson.
The Outsider In My Pants by H. P. Lovecraft.
P
Paper Towns In My Pants by John Green.
The Passionate Pilgrim In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Pat The Puppy In My Pants by Edith Kunhardt Davis.
Persuasion In My Pants Jane Austen.
The Phoenix and the Turtle In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Pirates! In My Pants by Celia Rees.
The Politics In My Pants by Aristotle.
Poroit Investigates in your pants by Agatha Christie
Pooh Gets Stuck In My Pants by Isabel Gaines.
Practical Guide for Practically Everything In Your Pants by The New York Times.
Preludes and Nocturnes In Your Pants by Neil Gaiman (volume #1 of the Sandman)
PS, I Love You In My Pants by Cecelia Ahern.
R
Rachel's Holiday In My Pants by Marian Keyes.
Rant In My Pants By Chuck Palahniuk.
Rash in My Pants by Pete Hautman.
The Reader in My Pants by Bernhard Schlink.
Red Dragon In My Pants by Thomas Haris
Regarding The Bees In My Pants by Kate Klise.
Remember Me In Your Pants? by Sophie Kinsella.
The Right Stuff In My Pants by Tom Wolfe.
Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry In Your Pants by Mildred D Taylor.
Romeo and Juliet In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Roses Are Red In My Pants by James Patterson.
Running With Scissors In My Pants By Augusten Burroughs.
S
Scenes of Wonder and Curiosity In Your Pants by Ted Orland.
Schrodinger's Kittens And The Search For Reality In My Pants By John Gribbin.
Scruffy Teddy Likes To Play In Your Pants by Anon.
The Second Coming In My Pants by Walker Percy.
The Secret Garden In My Pants by Frances Hodgson Burnett.
The Secret Life of Bees In My Pants By Susan Monk Kidd.
The Seventh Tower In My Pants by Garth Nix.
Shaft of Light In My Pants by Heather Killingray.
Shhhhh! Everybody's Sleeping In My Pants by Julie Markes and David Parkins.
The Sight In Your Pants by Erin Hunter.
Sleeping With Fear In My Pants by Kay Hooper.
Sleepovers In My Pants By Jacqueline Wilson
Smoke and Mirrors In My Pants by Neil Gaiman.
The Soft Machine In My Pants by William Burroughs.
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish In My Pants by Douglas Adams.
Something Wicked This Way Comes In Your Pants by Ray Bradbury.
Sons and Lovers In My Pants by D.H. Lawrence.
The Sound and the Fury In My Pants William Faulkner.
The Sound of Music In Your Pants by Richard Rodgers.
Stealing Shadows From My Pants by Kay Hooper.
Stick It In My Pants by Jessica Bendinger.
Sticks and Stones in My Pants by Beth Goobie.
Stiff In My Pants by Mary Roach.
The Stranger In My Pants by Albert Camus.
The Subtle Knife In My Pants by Phillip Pullman.
The Summoning In My Pants by Kelley Armstrong.
The Sun Also Rises In Your Pants by Ernest Hemingway.
The Sweet Far Thing In My Pants by Libba Bray.
T
Tender Morsels In My Pants by Margo Lanagan.
Their Eyes Were Watching God In My Pants by Zora Neale Hurston.
The Tales of Beadle the Bard In My Pants by J. K. Rowling.
The Taming of the Shrew In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Tempest In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Thing on the Doorstep of My Pants by H. P. Lovecraft.
The Time Machine In My Pants by H.G. Wells.
The Time Paradox In Your Pants by Eoin Colfer.
Things Fall Apart In My Pants by Chinua Achebe.
Things I Want My Daughters to Know About Your Pants by Elizabeth Noble.
This is The Hour Of My Pants by Lion Feuchtwanger.
This Night In My Pants by Billy Joel
To a Dreamer In My Pants by H. P. Lovecraft.
To Kill a Mockingbird In My Pants by Harper Lee.
Torchwood - Another Life In My/Your Pants By Peter Anghelides.
Touching Evil In Your Pants by Kay Hooper.
Touch the Dark In My Pants by Karen Chance.
Tough Stuff In My Pants by K. S. Jome.
Twelfth Night In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Two Girls in My Pants by Perihan Magden.
U
Uglies In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld
Unseen Academicals In Your Pants by Terry Pratchett
V
Valiant In My Pants by Holly Black.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar In My Pants by Eric Carl.
Volcano In My Pants Adventure Guide, The by Rosaly Lopes.
W
War and Peace In Your Pants By Leo Tolstoy.
What Happens When We Die in your pants? By Carolyn Nystrom
When It Happens In My Pants By Susane Colasanti
When the Wind Blows In My Pants By James Patterson
Ways of Seeing In My Pants" by John Berger.
Welcome to the Monkey House In My Pants by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The Wide Window in Her Pants by Lemony Snicket
What Dads Can't Do In My Pants by Douglas Wood.
What I Like About You In My Pants.
What Katy Did In My Pants.
What Katy Did Next In My Pants.
Whispers From The Grave In My Pants by Leslie Rule.
Why Do Cats Bury Their Poop In My Pants? by Margaret H. Bonham and D. Caroline Coile.
Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants? by Mark Zwonitzer and Charles Hirshberg.
Will Grayson Will Grayson In My Pants by John Green
X
Xenocide In Your Pants by Orson Scott Card.
Y
You Know Where To Find Me - In Your Pants by Rachel Cohn.
Z
Zlateh the Goat In My Pants by Isaac Bashevis Singer.
Zorba the Greek In My Pants by Nikos Kazantzakis.
