Maddie Jones

From Omnictionary

Background

Madeline Anne Jones (1971-) was born in Hoboken New Jersey to single mother Yolanda Jones. Maddie may or may not have had a sibling, little is known about her family. Her youth and teenage years were spent training to become an olympic gymnast - a feat which she did eventually achieve in 1999, when she was accepted onto a team in New Jersey, the Hoboken Heartbreakers: a team that seemed bound for olympic glory. It looked like Maddie Jones was going to go far, and perhaps achieve her dream of becoming an olympic champion. However before she could ever compete, she began suffering from short but extreme bouts of hysteria, which eventually led to schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. Her mental health degenerated rapidly over the next year, and she was put into a mental institution after her mother passed away. Maddie has been repeatedly released and re-admitted to institutions all over the United States. Maddie Jones is also known as Shaniqua Malakaria Daguerreotype when she is wearing one of those Jamaican hats with dreadlocks attached.

Runaway Maddie

Maddie recently escaped Hoboken Mental Hospital, and has been missing since May 18, 2008. Anyone with pictures of Maddie (especially pictures of her in her hat) is asked to share them in order to step up efforts to find her and return her safely to HMH. Maddie needs her medicine.

[1] This home, now slated by the Orlando City Planning Commission for demolition, is where Maddie was last known to have been sleeping.