Mildrew

From Omnictionary

Mildrew is a two-year-old black Long-Haired Syrian hamster. Mildrew's gender has recently been confirmed as female, though this is subject to change.

Mildrew enjoys laying in a large pile of sawdust, eating grapes, and sitting in her hamster wheel. Mildrew rarely runs in this hamster wheel, as she believes it gives her and all other hamsters a bad name. Hamsters are not little toys that human beings play with! They are not for sport or spectacle! Hamsters are a proud race, noble and brave. Mildrew is an exceptional example of a hamster. She has won Hamster Best in Show three years running. Her coat is long and sleek, and her teeth are white and sharp.

Mildrew has exceptionally strong jaws. To prove this she once chewed through a plastic cage and escaped onto the living room floor, where she squeaked loudly until she was found. Mildrew anagrams to "Weird ML" which may have some sort of coded meaning. It is rumored that Mildrew is in an online relationship with a rat named Wallace.