Nerdfighter song

From Omnictionary

The Nerdfighter Song is a proclamation made by a Nerdfighter expressing what they are nerdy about. The first Nerdfighter Song to be created was by John Green on February 17, 2007.

John's Nerdfighter Song

We've got calculators and trombones
We've got D&D and Star Wars drones
(They're in their original box, too, which makes them a lot more valuable.)

Nerdfighters, we're fighting nerds
We're no longer just using our words
(Although, by and large, we are really articulate, so)

When I'm not watchin’ Battlestar Gallactica,
I'm designing weapons that'll kick your Asstica

Nerdfighters, we fight with our brains
Nerdfighters, we bring the frakkin' pain
(It's a reference to a sci-fi show. I don't know, I mean, maybe you never saw it, but it was a really good show. I liked it a lot, and some of my friends liked it. I mean, not, they're not real friends; I just know them on the internet.)

Hank's Nerdfighter Song

My collectible card games are underrated,
Complicated and sophisticated

If you think that my powers could be debated,
Just meet my Shivan Dragon and get burninated

I'm a Nerdfighter; my cards have power
I'm a Wizard of the Coast, and I rarely shower