Nerdictionary

A quick reference tool for all the internet terminology.

Note: This dictionary contains some minor swearing, but we're sure your nerdfighting awesomeness can handle it!

Artard- Popularized in South Park, Pronounces the R in "Retard"
Epic- Added to things to amplify their effect. (for example, "That was epicpwnage*")
Epic Phail(or Fail) - A combination of the words "epic" and "phail/fail", meaning fail surpassing the usual or ordinary
Gay- A non-demeaning adjective often used incorrectly as an insult by decepticons. For example, "you are a gay" is an epic phail to the nth degree (NOTE: gay is NOT a noun)
Hax- Short for "Hacks" referring to games or as a joke(for example, "You got an A+ on that test? HAX!")
Jokes- cool
Phail- When something completely sucks or is disappointing
pHale- Whale fails on the (pH) scale
Pwn- Misspelled version of "Own" which means to supremely beat/conquer
Pwnage- "Ownage" misspelled to amplify effect
Tragedies - opposite of jokes
Uber- German for "Super" and American for "Abundant/Excessively"
Vizzed- To be in a state of euphoria and happiness.
Win- means something is great, for example, "This Topic Is Win!"
w00t - Originally used in MMORPGs (see Acronyms/Relating to games or programs section) as an acronym for "we 0wned 0ther team" now more commonly used as an expression of joy and excitement. (I just got an A on my test. w00t!)
YES - loosely translated means drunk (two or more 'yes' in a sentence = very drunk)

Acronyms

AMS - Add more Science
DFTBA - Don't Forget To Be Awesome!
DFTBPT - Don't Forget To Buy Paper Towns!
DFTBSAATIITNBA! - Don't Forget To Be So Awesomely Awesome That It Is Impossible To Not Be Awesome!
FTL - French the Llama
FTW-For The Win. Used to show support for a thing or idea. For example, Nerdfighters FTW!

FTW also occasionally associated with 'Fug' The World.

IKEA - Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd
IM - Instant Messenger, one of the ways Nerdfighters communicate
LOL- Laughing Out Loud. Nowadays more commonly used just to end a nerd sentence
LULAB- Love You Like A Brother
LULAS- Love You Like A Sister
OMG - Oh My Gawd/God / Oh Em Gee
OMS - Oh My Science
POS- Parent Over Shoulder
PSP - PlayStation Portable(Also goes under words pertaining to games and such)
RHAPAW - Rode Hard And Put Away Wet (also the name of a 15-year-old Buick)
Rofl- "Rolling On Floor Laughing"
ROFLMAO - Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Arse Off (Also an awesome song.)
SFS- Swear Filtering System. Automated code in games or message boards to automatically block swears with stars or symbols, or replace them entirely.
TTYIM- Talk To You In A Minute
TTYL- Talk To You Later
TTYS- Talk To You Soon
IDK-I Don't Know
IDC- I Don't Care
IDRK- I Don't Really Know
IDRC- I Dont Really Care
WTF- What The Fawck
WGF- Who Gives a Fawck
WTH- What The Hell

AMGZ - Total Oh My God.
C U - See you
Lawls- Basically "LOLZ" pronounced not as the individual letters themselves, also, See, "Lawlz" and "Lolz"
ORLY? - "Oh Really?" abbreviated
R - Are
SRSLY? - Seriously?
U - Shortened version of the word "You"
Y - Replaces the word "Why"
Y R U ____ - Why are you....

Betch - Used in place of the word for a female dog when swear filters are in place
Chuck Norris' Popularity- See, "Self-explanatory"
Hax0rz- Nerd word for "Hacker", someone who modifies code, can be applied to both malicious and non-malicious editing.
Noob (or N00b) - 1. Someone who acts ignorant or is just weak minded; 2. A newbie to something that cannot hide their newbieness and come across as dumb and idiotic for not taking the time to research the basics.
Noobcake- Someone who is a complete dunderhead, an amplified version of Noob
Noobinator- An individual who pwns* noobs.
Noobz/Noobs- A group of people who act ignorant or who are weak-minded
Ass/Asshole/Asshat- A complete buthead/douche

ACMLM- Message board and coding engine.
AR - Action Replay, similar to GS. Used for 'hacking' games.
Blog- Website diary
CoN- Champions of Norrath
DDR- Dance Dance Revolution, a game series made by Konami; for more information, see, "Asian, extremely awesome reflexes, and 1337"
FF- Final Fantasy, a game series made by Square Enix; for more information, see, "Extreme ultra cash cow"
FFCCRoF- Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Ring of Fates, a Nintendo DS game. For more information, see "The longest freaking abbreviation that humans could ever fathom"
FR/LG/SB/etc. - Fire Red, Leaf Green, Sapphire Blue, etc. ~ Games pertaining to the world of Pokemon
GS- Gameshark/Goldshire(See "WoW")
Maple Story (MS)- a free side scrolling MMORPG
MMORPG- massively multiplayer online role playing game, post popular amongst these is World Of Warcraft (WoW)
RS - Runescape
Torrent- A method of peer to peer file transfer (can be used both legally and illegally)
Vlog- Video Website Diary
WoW- World of Warcraft; for more information, see, "wallet killer, social life destroyer"
Y!PP/YPP/PP - Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates
1337- Elite, also known as Leet.
1337 SP33K- "Elite Speak", a new internet language used to confuse parents while watching their children chat to people, origionated in the world of online gaming, frowned upon by the non-nocturnal.

Fawk- A curse word replacement that sneaks under the Swear Filter
FOAD- "Frick Off And Die"
FSOB- "Frick, Stick On a Brick!"
GTFO - Get The Frick Out
IHUCAD- "I Hope You Choke And Die"
IJCP- I Just Crapped a Brick
IYDTTTGIDTYARRRWH- If You Don't Think That That Guy Is Dumb, Then You Are Really Really Really Weird, Homeskillet.
RTFM - Read the Freaking Manual
STFU- Shut The Frick Up
WDF - What De Frick, used when swear filters are in place, also substituted with WTP (see below)
WTF- What The Frick, used to show confusion in a situation. (for example,"WTF? That video made no sense")
WTH- What The Hell
WTP - What The Penguin, Penguin being pronounced as 'Fouke' in Francais.