Olivia

From Omnictionary

Olivia enjoyed chocolate and long walks in the park. Her favorite color was chartreuse, custard, turquoise, and beige.

Popular rumor says that she is actually the famous "professional extraterrestrial" of the recent scandal. Olivia was not available for comment.

"Olivia wants to share her story with the world," an anonymous tip said. Much investigation has gone into this tip, and most have come out inaccurate to this day. Up until recently, however, discovery of a fully-furnished account on the video-broadcasting site, YouTube, entitled "Super0Silly0Lady" has detectives thinking Olivia might be out there somewhere. Sharing her story. However, a Tipster recently claimed that she had passed away after being hit by a bus in New York City. The tipster is unknown, but seems to be reliable as she has given information which aided in the arrests of several felons.

When she was five years old she found a large toad in a pond near her house and named him Pickles. At age eleven she was quite suddenly a bassoon prodigy. Scholarships were available, but she rejected them to pursue her love of the dramatic arts. Friends of her say, "She never looked back". She also enjoys reading the poem "O Captain! My Captain!" by Walt Whitman, which was introduced to her by Margo Roth Spiegelman in 1999.

If you know Olivia, have known Olivia, or casually IM her on AIM sometimes, please report any information you know. Any clue could lead us to her further discovery.