Pirates

From Omnictionary

Pirates are people who commit acts of robbery on the high seas. They are known for their sword-fighting skills, rigging-climbing expertise, accessories such as bandannas, earrings, and belts, love of rum, and frequent patronization of prostitutes.

They also have a long-standing epic battle with the population of ninjas. Several truces and negotiations have been attempted, but resistance seems to be futile.

Pirates are typically active in the Caribbean and the British Isles. However, recently they have been most active in Somalia.

Pirates have an awesome habit of drinking rum. Everywhere.

It is a known fact that the lack of pirates has increased global warming. Just compare the global temperature to the number of pirates.

It is a widely known fact that pirates pwn ninjas.

It is an even more widely known fact that vikings pwn pirates and ninjas.

It is an even, even more widely known that vikings have great banquets, to celebrate victory so at this time, they would be so drunk and engourged, that pirates and ninjas can make their move and pwn them at this time.

Pirates in Popular Culture

Pirates have received a lot of attention recently due to the Disney series, Pirates of the Caribbean based on the amusement park ride of the same name.

Acting like an above said pirate may result in random hordes of women, like the Tag commercials. Caution should be exercised,as carelessness may result in baby pirates.

The Great Debate

It has been a constant debate going on across the world. People everywhere are asking themselves (and anyone else who will listen), who pwns more? Pirates or Ninjas? There is no sign that this epic argument will end anytime soon, at the time of writing May 20 2008 this "debate" has cost 78,787,139 lives.

An updated figure on May 24 2008, has cost 690,690,690 lives.