Puff levels

From Omnictionary

Puff Levels, or level of Puff, is the technical term for the universal scale for measuring the height and breadth of hair on your head when it is in dire need of a haircut.

The Puff is most definitely Made Of Awesome.

Pop Culture

This is a list of prominent people in society who exhibit massive amounts of Puff:

• John Green
• Alex Day (Before he revealed that his hair was actually a wig)

Of course it's not a wig.

• Oh wow... you actually want to go on an adventure? Hmm.. That means I have to keep going! *POOF*