Punishment Ideas
From Omnictionary
This page is for Nerdfighters & other to list Punishment Ideas for Hank/John/Both, either for future use(for good ones), or current ideas.
Punish Away!!!
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For Hank
- Walk into a travel agency and ask how much it costs to get a one-way non-stop flight to Nerdfighteria, while munching on John-Peeps.
- Post "missing" posters of Margo Roth Spiegelman.
- Read aloud the last sentence of the book Ulysses by James Joyce in one breath. (and again and again and again for as long as humanly possible)
- The above punishment should also include Hank wearing a dress and speaking in his imagined voice of Molly Bloom.
For John
- Walk into a book store. Find Alaska, Katherines, or Paper Towns. Hold any of the three above your head and shout the following: "THIS IS MY BOOK. I WROTE IT AND I THINK IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. YOU SHOULD READ IT! IT'S PRETTY JOKES. BEST WISHES!" exit stage right.
- Go into a bookstore and take all the existing hardcover cover flaps off Paper Towns and randomly put them on other books in the store. Same applicable with the hardcover versions of Alaska/Katherines.
- Eat a bologna and sour gummy worm sandwich.
- Go and WATCH the Twilight movie in theaters. muahaha
- Walk into a book store and sign all the copies of your books that they have in stock (or at least on shelves).
For Either or Both
- Swirly (bwahaha)
- Walk around a large public space advertizing for nerdfighteria
- One dress like Edward Cullen and the other Jacob Black, go to a public space and fight.(Pretend)
- Drink cold bean juice. Not the beans, just the juice.
- Go to a Jonas Brothers concert in full on Miley Cyrus clothes.
- Vlog speaking in an Elizabethan manner. It doesn't have to be right, just silly.
- Empty your wallet change into a fountain (at a mall or such) and tell everyone "MAKE A WISH".
- Wear Make Up While Doing A Vlog.
Really Good Ones From The Above
Previous Good Punishments
- Leg Waxing
- Blenderized Happy Meals
- A Week Of Brotherhood 2.0
