Punishment Ideas

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This page is for Nerdfighters & other to list Punishment Ideas for Hank/John/Both, either for future use(for good ones), or current ideas.

Punish Away!!!

Contents 1 For Hank 2 For John 3 For Either or Both 4 Really Good Ones From The Above 5 Previous Good Punishments

For Hank

• Go to a public place and sing Happy Birthday to random people.
• Walk into a travel agency and ask how much it costs to get a one-way non-stop flight to Nerdfighteria, while munching on John-Peeps.
• Post "missing" posters of Margo Roth Spiegelman.
• Read aloud the last sentence of the book Ulysses by James Joyce in one breath. (and again and again and again for as long as humanly possible)
• The above punishment should also include Hank wearing a dress and speaking in his imagined voice of Molly Bloom.
• Go outside a Hummer dealership and protest with signs involving some form of DFTBA.
• buy a giant joke fish from a joke shop then attache it to the hook of a fishing rod then go to a fishing area and pretend to catch a whopper ;-)
• compose a melody entirely on the slide whistle.
• Open up to a random page in the phone book. Write a song about the 15th person on that page.
• Speak only in classic song titles for an entire vlog.
• Create the Nerdfighteria anthem.
• Recreate the first ever Brotherhood 2.0 video with crummy footage and more.

eat as many candy nerds as you can.

For John

• Walk into a book store. Find Alaska, Katherines, or Paper Towns. Hold any of the three above your head (or perhaps as many of them as you can find) and shout the following: "THIS IS MY BOOK. I WROTE IT AND I THINK IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. YOU SHOULD READ IT! IT'S PRETTY JOKES. BEST WISHES!" exit stage right pursued by a bear (He does not have to be followed by a real bear.)
• Go into a bookstore and take all the existing hardcover cover flaps off Paper Towns and randomly put them on other books in the store. Same applicable with the hardcover versions of Alaska/Katherines.
• Eat a bologna and sour gummy worm sandwich.
• Walk into a book store and sign all the copies of your books that they have in stock (or at least on shelves). (NOTE: Did you ever actually do this? Say, at a Borders in MO?)
• Next time you're on a plane, buy your Edgar Allen Poe bust a seat. If you're not allowed to document the ordeal and the weird looks at this attempt on camera, provide a full description of them after the flight.
• eat ten peeps on top of the roof of a sky scrapper.
• Go to the nearest airport and ask how much it costs for a one way flight to Agloe, New York said punishment must be recorded.
• Drink an entire bottle of tomato sauce.
• Break into your nearest themepark like Margo, Or, break into an old abandoned strip mall and sleep there for a night, like Margo, and film it.
• Show us the Yeti!!
• Make a map of Nerdfighteria
• let the Yeti come up with the punishment
• Speak only in quotes from books/movies for an entire vlog (accents included)
• Please John please make a reading list of mass amounts of recommended reading material
• Skydive, bungee jump, parasail, or do basically anything to break your fear of heights. (AT LEAST 10 fight in air.

For Either or Both

• Strategically place stencils along appendages, followed by an Oompa-loompa-esque spray tan.

• Dress up like Adam and Jamie from the Mythbusters.

• Run around in public place screaming "The British are coming!".

• Walk around a large public space advertising for nerdfighteria

• One dress like Edward Cullen and the other Jacob Black, go to a public space and fight.(Pretend)

• Drink cold bean juice. Not the beans, just the juice.

• Go to a Justin Beiber concert with a mountian goats shirt on

• Vlog speaking in an Elizabethan manner. It doesn't have to be right, just silly.

• Empty your wallet change into a fountain (at a mall or such) and tell everyone "MAKE A WISH". Then say : "BEST WISHES!"

• Wear Make Up While Doing A Vlog.

• Do your happy dance in the middle of a McDonalds

• Drink a tube of ketchup

• Walk around wearing a giant bannana suit holding a maraca in each hand while singing "it's peanut butter jelly time"

• Dress up like a princess and dance to the Barney theme song out side of Wal*Mart

• Dress in womens clothing and do your happy dances in public whilst eating as many peeps as you can for 2 minutes!!!

• Dye hair green sit in a trash-can and pretend to be oscar the grouch.

• Blend 2L of fish sauce and 2L icecream and re-freeze. Eat later.

• Do the storm tokyo trooper dance in Walmart for 3 hours straight.

• Find strangers on the street and get as many as possible to try on your glasses.

• Re- visit a high school graduation wearing only a robe.

• Run out in Public and shoot random people with Nerf guns

• Walk into GameStop with an old Nintendo cartridge and ask why it won't fit in side you PlayStation

• Perform a duet of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" (John can lip-sync over Hank's transposed, dubbed vocals if need be)

• Take your cat to a public area and start yelling at it for dressing crappy at your anniversary, throw it in the way of a car in frustration, puke on the floor, and then curl up in fetal position crying-"WHERE IS MY CRACK?!?

• Go into downtown indianapolis with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber and see how many people you can get to punch it.

• Read a grammar-poor rap/pop song such as "Dynamite" out loud in any accent/manner, whilst refraining from commenting.

• Spend an entire evening editing, posting, chating and just generally contributing to the Ning.

Really Good Ones From The Above

• Put "Missing person" posters up for Margo all around town.
• One dress like Edward Cullen and the other Jacob Black, go to a public space and fight.(Pretend)
• Walk into a book store. Find Alaska, Katherines, or Paper Towns. Hold any of the three above your head (or perhaps as many of them as you can find) and shout the following: "THIS IS MY BOOK. I WROTE IT AND I THINK IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. YOU SHOULD READ IT! IT'S PRETTY JOKES. BEST WISHES!" exit stage right.
• Go into a bookstore and take all the existing hardcover cover flaps off Paper Towns and randomly put them on other books in the store. Same applicable with the hardcover versions of Alaska/Katherines.
• Dress in womens clothing and do your happy dances in public whilst eating as many peeps as you can for 2 minutes!!!
• Find strangers on the street and get as many as possible to try on your glasses.
• Go into Walmart and buy:

1. Three whole catfish wrapped separately

2. A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet

3. A dozen tulips, a bottle of water

4. A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline

Previous Good Punishments

• Leg Waxing
• Blenderized Happy Meals
• A Month Of Brotherhood 2.0
• Fat Sandwich
• 15 hours in a Target
• Make up tutorial
• Fitness video