Punishment Ideas

This page is for Nerdfighters & other to list Punishment Ideas for Hank/John/Both, either for future use(for good ones), or current ideas.

Punish Away!!!

For Hank

Walk into a travel agency and ask how much it costs to get a one-way non-stop flight to Nerdfighteria, while munching on John-Peeps.
Post "missing" posters of Margo Roth Spiegelman.
Read aloud the last sentence of the book Ulysses by James Joyce in one breath. (and again and again and again for as long as humanly possible)
The above punishment should also include Hank wearing a dress and speaking in his imagined voice of Molly Bloom.
Go outside a Hummer dealership and protest with signs involving some form of DFTBA.
buy a giant joke fish from a joke shop then attache it to the hook of a fishing rod then go to a fishing area and pretend to catch a whopper ;-)
compose a melody entirely on the slide whistle.

Walk into a book store. Find Alaska, Katherines, or Paper Towns. Hold any of the three above your head (or perhaps as many of them as you can find) and shout the following: "THIS IS MY BOOK. I WROTE IT AND I THINK IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. YOU SHOULD READ IT! IT'S PRETTY JOKES. BEST WISHES!" exit stage right.
Go into a bookstore and take all the existing hardcover cover flaps off Paper Towns and randomly put them on other books in the store. Same applicable with the hardcover versions of Alaska/Katherines.
Eat a bologna and sour gummy worm sandwich.
Walk into a book store and sign all the copies of your books that they have in stock (or at least on shelves). (NOTE: Did you ever actually do this? Say, at a Borders in MO?)
Next time you're on a plane, buy your Edgar Allen Poe bust a seat. If you're not allowed to document the ordeal and the weird looks at this attempt on camera, provide a full description of them after the flight.
eat ten peeps on top of the roof of a sky scrapper.
Drink an entire bottle of tomato sauce.
Break into your nearest themepark like Margo, Or, break into an old abandoned strip mall and sleep there for a night, like Margo, and film it.

Strategically place stencils along appendages, followed by an Oompa-loompa-esque spray tan.

One dress like Edward Cullen and the other Jacob Black, go to a public space and fight.(Pretend)

Vlog speaking in an Elizabethan manner. It doesn't have to be right, just silly.

Empty your wallet change into a fountain (at a mall or such) and tell everyone "MAKE A WISH". Then say : "BEST WISHES!"

walk around wearing a giant bannana suit holding a maraca in each hand while singing "it's peanut butter jelly time"

Dress up like a princess and dance to the Barney theme song out side of Wal*Mart

dress in womens clothing and do your happy dances in public whilst eating as many peeps as you can for 2 minutes!!!

One dress like Edward Cullen and the other Jacob Black, go to a public space and fight.(Pretend)
Walk into a book store. Find Alaska, Katherines, or Paper Towns. Hold any of the three above your head (or perhaps as many of them as you can find) and shout the following: "THIS IS MY BOOK. I WROTE IT AND I THINK IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. YOU SHOULD READ IT! IT'S PRETTY JOKES. BEST WISHES!" exit stage right.
Go into a bookstore and take all the existing hardcover cover flaps off Paper Towns and randomly put them on other books in the store. Same applicable with the hardcover versions of Alaska/Katherines.
dress in womens clothing and do your happy dances in public whilst eating as many peeps as you can for 2 minutes!!!