Puppy sized elephant

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Contents 1 Puppy-Sized Elephant 2 Why would you want a puppy sized elephant? 3 The Truth? 4 Where are they now?

Puppy-Sized Elephant

A Puppy sized elephant is an Elephant, but only puppy sized.

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Why would you want a puppy sized elephant?

3 reasons.
1) It would be made of awesome
2) It would have "the evolutionary advantage of being adorable"
3) Why wouldn't you want a puppy sized elephant?

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The Truth?

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We were given puppy sized elephants (4,000 years ago)!!

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Where are they now?

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We killed them. ho hum.

How can we get them back? Letters have already been written to evolution. So now? Now we wait, for evolution to answer our plea.

If you're reading this, evolution, can we please have our PSE's like in the next 2000 years or so? Thanks!