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Who the eff is Hank?

Yeah, like, I didn't know a sausage could be a "he." On second thought, if the sausage was shaped a particular way....

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Hank is a cartoon character created by Walt Disney

(Greek mythology) the god of the underworld in ancient mythology; brother of Zeus and husband of Persephone

a small planet and the farthest known planet from the sun; has the most elliptical orbit of all the planets; "Hank was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1930"

who is the eff hank?

hank is tackling sports on local 8 news weeknights at 11pm and is also doing color commentary for the san diego chargers on 760 kfmb

Hank is the essence of pure awesome

Just like Anakin Skywalker was conceived by the force, Hank was conceived by the Awesome. Some of his Awesome rubbed off on John as they grew older, turning John into pure awesome.

Who the eff is Hank?

Hank is a cowdog in children's literature. Most commonly a mystery.