User:Illyria Black

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Illyria Black is a newly appointed nerdfighter who is presently addicted to Omnictionary and based in Riverside, California. She politely exited her mother's vaginal cavity on March 27th 1989 in WV. A true North Carolinian at heart with an extreme southern drawl. Thinks that sweet tea, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Blue October, babies, Silent Bob, and many others are very jokes. Uses Omnictionary as a great procrastination tool to avoid work and all those AmeriCorps/College applications shes been planning to fill out. <3 (You're the perfect thing to say. You're my wishing well. You're my get away car. You're every minute of my every day. You're every line, You're every word, You're everything.)