Wallace

From Omnictionary

Wallace- Wallace the rat is currently acting as a pet to one Grant Webb, but only because he feels like it. Tomorrow? Ten seconds from now? Who knows? Wallace likes his freedom, man. Sometimes a rat just needs to wander.

For now, though, Wallace is pretty content. Knowing where your next meal is coming from and having a warm place to sleep at night can make a rat want to settle down. But don't think that means Wallace is going soft. Wallace is B.A., no question. And someday, when that wanderlust hits him, nothing's going to be able to keep Wallace in that cage, man. Nothing.

Rumor has it that Wallace is involved in an online relationship with a hamster named Mildrew, but that fact Wallace can neither confirm nor deny. Wallace doesn't kiss and tell. Wallace loves the ladies, but Wallace respects the ladies. What happens between Wallace and the ladies is between...well...Wallace and the ladies. 'Nuff said, man.

Wallace is rumored to have assisted Grant during his adventures as The Granite Hornet and is the mastermind behind the easily digestible chewing gum brand, Cheery!