WorldSuck

From Omnictionary

WorldSuck is a scale used to quantify the bad in the world; it is the opposite of awesome. WorldSuck can now be quantified in measurements known as DeceptiVolts (DV). These measurements are corresponding to the five levels of WorldSuck. The Foundation to Decrease WorldSuck was created during the Brotherhood 2.0 project by Hank Green and John Green. It is believed by many that WorldSuck levels are rising; however, the Nerdfighters are continuing to fight against WorldSuck on an almost constant basis.

World Suck is determined by five suck levels:

Blue Colored (Low - 0 to 100DV): Sucks like Corndogs. (See here for an image.)

Green Colored (Guarded - 100 to 500DV): Sucks like eating thirteen Peeps.

Yellow Colored (Elevated - 500 to 1000DV): Sucks like pooping in your pants.

Orange Colored (High - 1000 to 2000DV): Sucks like pooping in my pants.

Red Colored (Severe - above 2000DV): Sucks like malaria.

Nerdfighters fight to decrease WorldSuck. That is why they are called Nerdfighters. They are nerds, and they fight to decrease it in amazing and colorful ways.

On December 17th, 2007 WorldSuck levels reached suck-level blue (approx 20DV), the lowest it has ever been. This drop in WorldSuck resulted from the Secret Project for Awesome in which the nerds took over YouTube for an entire day. Really though... Pwn Train.

A list of WorldSuck contributors, worldwide, has been compiled by annie.ann123wang. The list can be found at World Suck Contributors. Please add more contributors if you feel this list in inadequate!

Grant Webb and Ethan Mickelson (User:Pokey313) are known for decreasing WorldSuck.

Why are there two pages for World Suck? Aren't we, as Nerdfighters, supposed to decrease world suck, not increase it? Anywho, this is the last riddle: Oh my hip! Oh no, my pot plant has gone a-miss!